Delaney Rae Quote of the Day...

Me: Ewww

Laney(from her carseat): What happened?

Me: A bird just pooped on our windshield.

Laney: Where? (I point at it) Oh, it looks like Mayo.

Ummm no mayo on my sandwiches for a while:)

Delaney Rae Quote of the Day...

Today Laney went golfing with Daddy. When they came home I asked her how they did and this is what I was told..." Daddy did weally weally bad. he hit the ball in 5 rivers. It was funny"

Delaney Rae Quote of the Day...

Me: Laney go get your pea coat it's raining outside.

Laney: What's a pea coat?

Me: The pink one with the buttons on the front.

Laney: That's not my pea coat that's my poop coat.

Then she came into the living room with this tent on her head and said..." I'm the internet"

Delaney Rae Quote of the Day...

Since I have been so bad at blogging lately, I decided that I would make it a little easier on myself to get back in the swing of it. So, I have decided to share with you a "Delaney Rae Quote of the Day". Mostly because I can't believe half of the stuff that comes out of this child's mouth and then I laugh and end up sending out around 15 texts just to share how crazy she is. So here it goes... Delaney Rae Quote of the Day for Wednesday March 7th...

"Mommy be careful. You walking really fast. Daddy says if you go fast the cops pull you over" (while grocery shopping today)

and from yesterday... "Mommy the wind blowing your hair... it crazy you look like a buffalo"